english tutorial and jokes

yo again people. today is a happy day for me. one thing i like about tuesday is because it's the most relaxed day in college. on top of that, my 2 hours of moral class was cancelled, hurray!! so, my tutorial mates and i went and had our early lunch at 11, and before 12 we were already in the library. and yippy! since i brought my laptop to study with me (my lecture note is in my laptop maa), i took the opportunity to try the internet out. and alas! i got online for the first time since i came here. the wifi was seriously not bad, well.. there's nothing much to do online also ma.. so it was not bad. and guess what, i got hooked up online and forgotten about studying.. ahaha.. so much so for carrying the laptop with me in my giant laptop bag around the campus. but i guess it's worth it, coz i got to get online and posted the 2nd june post :)

anyway, i HEARD that there will be somekind of talk about MUET (malaysia university english test) tonight at 8pm. *sigh* i plan to study and suddenly now i have to attend this talk.. why cant they do it on some other days? i have maths quiz tomorrow and biology quiz the next day people, and i'm still far from finishing my revision.. huhuh

anyway.. there are some jokes i came across in the past few weeks that i think is worth sharing

L-lecturer. S- student

scene 1:
L: if you eat papaya continuously for 2 weeks, your boobs will become bigger ( or did she say breast? nevermind.. just get the idea)
S1: does that work on guys too?
SS :*laughs*
S2: boys eat banana!!
SS: *laughs louder* (i bet someone was tempted to get underneath the tabble and chairs)

Scene 2:
L: okay take 5
SS: yay, take 5!!
L: okay, those of you who wants to go to the toilet, you may go now. the toilet is burning; especially the guys'
Me: *what? burning? er..okay whatever is she talking about*
L: girls, you can go siram the bunga (water the flower)
Me: *ahhhh! now i get it!*

p/s: you guys get the joke ka? i think most of the class didnt get the joke.. haha, they are not witty enough ba!

hint: the way the firemen put out fire is similar to how guys do their business :) that's why the washroom is said to be burning.

Scene 3:
Me: ..... even S1 is very quiet this week
S2: oh, you mean the high spirited one? habis spirit already maybe.

i dont know if you people find the jokes funny, but they do help to not just put smile on my face, but also laughter. till next post then

p/s: please dont expect any photo for the next god knows how many post.. haha..limited time to go online ba!\